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The most unhinged multi-day event at sea for the most loyal listeners in Central Florida.
September 23–26, 2027 • Departing Port Canaveral, FL
Live Podcast Onboard
Private Island Day
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We have the greatest listeners in the world. Truly. We're closing in on 20 years of A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan, and if there's one thing our listeners — the BDMs — know how to do, it's have fun. So a few years back we figured, why not put that energy on a boat?
Join Tom, Dan, special guests, BDMs, and fellow listeners for a few days of a floating live podcast recording, a premium drink package included for everyone, midnight pizza, sponsor giveaways you'll actually want, and jokes. Lots and lots of jokes. This isn't a boat full of strangers — it's our people, our hosts, and our nonsense, all in one place until we dock again.
Come sail with us.
T&D Cruise Legacy
Your Captains For The Voyage
Tom Vann and Dan Dennis are the voices behind A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan, the Orlando-born comedy podcast that's been making Scumbags laugh since 2009. After ditching terrestrial radio to go all-in on the show, they've built a fiercely loyal fanbase — and now they're taking it to international waters for another Mediocre Cruise.
What To Expect
An exclusive, in-person taping of A Mediocre Time — recorded live, onboard, with the whole crew.
Included for every cabin — beer, wine, cocktails, and more at every bar on the ship and the private island.
A full day on a private beach — games, giveaways, and open bar in the sun.
Our onboard karaoke competition — Tom, Dan, and Ross judge you more than they already do. Sing your heart out for prizes!
The 2027 Sailing
Sailing from Port Canaveral, FL — 3 Nights
Embarkation and sail away — board the ship, drop your bags, and kick off the cruise. Departs 4:00 PM.
In port 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM. Explore on your own or join a group excursion.
In port 8:00 AM – 6:00 PM. Beach day, games, giveaways, and the private cocktail hour — drink packages work at every bar on the island.
Arrival and disembarkation, 7:00 AM.
From Cruises Past
A few favorites from past Tom & Dan Cruises.
Reserve Your Spot
Prices include premium adult drink packages and WiFi for 2 guests (drink packages work at every bar on the private island), plus free in-room breakfast service. Based on 2 guests per cabin.
($1,075.28 + $150 Fun Fee — $75/person, based on double occupancy)
($1,275.28 + $150 Fun Fee — $75/person, based on double occupancy)
$200 fully refundable deposit due at booking (based on 2 guests per cabin) — deposits are due at form submission and we can't hold a cabin without one, so please don't submit if you can't make the deposit within 72 hours. No single supplement rates available for this sailing. Want 3 or 4 people in a cabin? Contact us for rates.
*Gratuities are extra and added to your shipboard account at a cost of $17 per person per day.
Prices Above Include The Fun Fee
Before You Book
Anyone! You don't have to catch ACT on Real Radio 104.1 or listen to A Mediocre Time and the BDM shows to join, but you'll fit right in if you do.
Cabin pricing includes a premium adult drink package and WiFi for 2 guests (the drink package works at every bar on the private island), plus free in-room breakfast service. The listed price also includes the $150 Fun Fee, which is paid separately through its own link, not as part of your cruise payment.
Great question — and yes, someone asks every year. The Fun Fee is $75 per person ($150 per cabin, based on double occupancy), paid separately from your cabin price. It's not a cruise line thing, it's a Tom & Dan thing: it covers your gift bag, your event shirt, the website, the private island setup, and the actual miracle of getting a few hundred BDMs onto a boat and back without losing anyone. Cruise lines make their money on drink packages and the casino. We don't own a casino. So this is genuinely the only way we make a little something for pulling this whole circus together every year. Consider it buying Tom and Dan a round for putting up with you for four days. We think that's more than fair.
Fill out the cabin reservation form. A $200 fully refundable deposit is due at booking and we can't hold a cabin without one — please only submit the form if you can make the deposit within 72 hours.
Yes, payment plans are available. For details, contact Tony Palmiotti at Ahoy Cruises — Tony@Ahoy-Cruises.com or 407.923.4014. There are no single supplement rates for this sailing, and cabins for 3 or 4 guests are available — reach out to Tony for those rates as well.
Email tom@tomanddan.com — presenting and featured sponsor packages are available.
